Top Ten Worst Commandments

10. Love thy neighbor, but relentlessly persecute that fucking
    heathen down the block

 9. Thou shalt not kill, except in the name of God.

 8. Thou shalt not have sex.

 7. Thou shalt not think of sex.

 6. Thou shalt not even *LIKE* sex

 5. (But) If you don't have sex, thou damnst well better not jerk off.

 4. Do not what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law

 3. Thou shalt not use mind expanding agents, for thou couldst see
    the truth

 2. 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 1 and don't even question it! 

 1. Thou shalt not BLASPHEME the Lord!