Top Ten Things Overheard at the Crucifixion of Christ

10. This would be a lot more fun if I were stoned.

 9. Dammit, I would have liked to have at least gotten laid before I died.

 8. Get yer fresh roasted peanuts here!

 7. Alright already, I'm NOT the son of God!  Will ya let me down now?

 6. Let's worship this guy.

 5. Let me down now or I'll be forced to give you an ass-full of holy fury!

 4. In a few hours its Christ-burgers for everybody! 

 3. Who is this Christ fellow anyway?

 2. Ding Dong, the Lord is dead...

 1. Aieeeeee!!  My wrists!!